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Elon Musk, king of chaos and memes, turned “Burnt Hair” – yes, the smell of singed follicles – into a $100 luxury perfume, because why not? The guy dropped it on Twitter (now X, thanks to him) with the tagline “the essence of repugnant desire,” and fans went wild. The stuff sold out instantly, raking in over a million dollars in hours. Musk’s got rockets, electric cars, brain chips, and now, apparently, the power to make people pay big bucks to smell like crispy hair. Only Elon could pull this off – and laugh all the way to the bank 🚀

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